Signing on to live life in my yard takes a certain fortitude , grace, and quirkiness. From one day to the next, this fern appears to be dying.
Right across the patio, on the same day, a different experience is occurring.
My husband has a different philosophy about watering than I do. He likes to do this.
If I were dying of thirst, that would get on my last nerve. I pontificated about all of my amazing gardening theories, including proper watering, while he walked away. I may have lost my helper.
So, I am going to pontificate at you . Don’t walk away Renee.
* I think thirsty plants/people want a long drink of water. They don’t want to be sprayed in the face when they are thirsty. They enjoy spraying for fun , but not to quench their thirst.
* I think miracle blooming products are like steroids, eyelash extensions, and other faux beauty products (that I have been known to enjoy); however, their dramatic results are fleeting.
* I think cutter ants, that have stripped my four white iceberg rose bushes , are a sub-culture we need to fear.
Well…there you have it. Opinions based on absolutely zero facts.