and no, we are not moving.
For a very affordable rate,
two men from Chapa’s moving will
be here this afternoon to
*move everything out of the garage
and rearrange it so that my gazillion boxes of Christmas decorations are
against the wall
*move all of our Market Days inventory to the center of the garage
for Market Days this Saturday
*move pieces of furniture around in my house.
Here are the advantages of this plan,
including the fair cost.
1. Chapa’s moving men do not scowl.
2. Chapa’s moving men do not ask ‘why in the world are we doing this now?’.
3. Chapa’s moving men smile when I change my mind and say
‘try it there’.
3. And above all…
Chapa’s Moving is cheaper than the emergency room.
I concede that the days of moving a piano around my
with my right hip
are a thing of the
not so smart past.
So my advice is…
If you love to drag very heavy things home from the flea market,
or you have that ‘I can’t stand that piece of furniture there one more second syndrome’,
or you know what a pulled back, sciatic nerve,
or a stumped toe feels like,
head to the Yellow Pages and start getting rates.
You will be glad you did.