I have given this a great deal of thought.
I think these features would transform my photography .
Here’s my list.
* A Human Tripod-
I don’t need a tripod for my camera, I need a tripod for
Have you ever been down on the floor, under your dining room table,
angling for a natural (sure) shot,
listed slightly to the right,
hit your funny bone,
screamed and laughed in pain,
*A Human Hoist-
See above description.
*A Camera Shrinker-
I want Canon to create a button you can push
to shrink my giant camera
to the size that will fit in my pocket
(with my pocket knife).
*A 10X magnifying glass that will
clip onto my baseball cap-
I can then
the photo I just took
when I hit the review button.
There you have it.
I better send off for some patents.