Herein lies the moral of this story.
If you struggled for 4 years trying to grow gorgeous,
fragrant gardenias in your yard, in Zone 9,
in deep South Texas,
and if you witnessed multiple gardenia plants
TURN BLACK AND DIE
while in your care,
and if you actually heard gardenia plants whisper
while you walked past them in nurseries,
”Please, no, no, not me…not me…don’t pick me…”
It’s a Cinch Message
is for you.
You simply buy two plants at a reasonable price ($4 each),
without ANY expectations,
adopting a I COULD CARE LESS attitude,
you drive them home,
forget about them,
And so dear friends,
the message is a simple one.
(yes, I know- I not only talk to my plants,
I have a dysfunctional relationship with them as well…)
It’s a cinch!