Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Faux Twitter: Checkout counter at Ross Dress For Less

 

10:35 am   Oscar begins to ring up my ‘had to have’ selections.

10:38 am   Total appears on the screen as Oscar asks

 

“Are you a Senior Citizen?”        (It was Tuesday Senior Citizen Day)

 

10:39 am   I reply,

 

“When I REMEMBER.”

10:40 am   Completely cracked myself up.  Oscar didn’t laugh.

14 comments:

Glenda/MidSouth said...

Most of the clerks used to ask me - now most of of them just assume. :-D
Enjoy your evening.

Lea @ CiCis Corner said...

So, so funny! Guess the best thing we can do is just "embrace it." :o)

Nancy's Notes said...

That is hilarious! Forget the clerks, they haven't a clue!

Pssssst, get this Laura, I got a senior citizen breakfast at Denny's the other morning with my mom, they give you that at 55!! Ahem, I'm a bit older. Okay, was not enough for me. One egg, on piece of bacon and a tiny biscuit! I'm not 85!!

Hugs, and we miss you!

Nancy
xo

NanaDiana said...

OMGOSH- I LOVE IT! You? A senior citizen? Nevah!!! xo Diana

Pura Vida said...

A sad fact of life but glad to be there with you

Sonya@Beyond the Screen Door said...

Well, you have me laughing!

Theresa said...

I will take it:) Any discount is welcome! Have a blessed day, HUGS!

Lori @ Katies Rose Cottage Designs said...

Hehe!! Great response!

Tina said...

Well, sounds like to me Oscar doesn't have a sense of humor!LOL great response!

deb said...

LOVE IT...

Bliss said...

How old was Oscar? He obviously isn't old enough to appreciate age humor.

~Bliss~

trash talk said...

L.B.,
Cracked me up too!
Poor Oscar...guess the register didn't tell him to laugh along with how much change to give.
Anthony

Anita at Cedar Hill said...

Oh Oscar, get a grip.

Loui♥ said...

Oh Laura!!
perfect comeback!!
love being a Senior..
love the discounts even better..
enjoy!
Happy Mother's Day!
laughingly..
Loui♥

 

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