Friday, May 3, 2013

Candy Crush Intervention

Candy Crush

My name is Laura,

and I am a new Candy Crush player addict.

More importantly,

all I really want to know is


”Will I ever get off level 14???”


I have never been a computer game player.


I spend enough time on the computer as it is,

involved in much more intellectual pursuits like reading blogs and

wondering

‘how in the world did she build that out of popsicle sticks?’,

or thinking

‘someday I TOO WILL make an 8 layer Hummingbird Cake with perfectly level layers with one hand while reupholstering my couch with the other’.


At this point,

all of that pales in comparison to my need to get rid of all of the jelly.

And so dear friends,

this is a

Dire Warning:

*stay away.


I have to go now…

level 14 awaits,

AGAIN.

13 comments:

Dayle @ A Collection of This and That said...

HAHA! You're a hoot, Laura. I'm happy to say I've not been down Candy Crush Lane and I plan to stay far away. My twin sister started down it, got addicted, gave it up, then started down it again. Last I checked she was stuck on level 65, so there's hope for you.

Lea Culp said...

I have no idea what you are talking about myself, but I have lots and lots of friends that do. I will play Solataire once in a while but that's about it.

Enjoy your weekend and I hope you get past level 14.

Sue (Someones Mom) said...

This made me laugh. I didn't play games either until Candy Crush. I got into the 70 something level and I was truly addicted. When I closed my eyes, things would line up and slide off in my head. It was taking up my time and my brain, so one day I deleted it...cold turkey. After 24 hours I didn't miss it at all and had so much more time in my day!

Kim said...

This describes my week (only level 23) days and days wasted!!

Mrs.Rabe said...

Me, too!

You will get off level 14, I did and am stuck at level 50!

Fun!

JB said...

You are hilarious! I am stuck and have been, for about three weeks on level 97! I am about ready to start over cause I can't get past it. It is making me crazy!
JB

Denise said...

Oh yeah. You'll get there. And then....they really get you after level 30 something. You pay 99 cents to progress (you think) through the rest of the game. Then they want 99 cents AGAIN about 10 more levels down the road. I haven't given in to the second 99 cent demand. Cause I'm all grown up and they can't MAKE me play. HAHA....Maybe we should start an online 12 step candy crush program!

janice15 said...

I don't play much games...only a couple on facebook..lol...I stay away from all that..like you said I spend enough time online..don't need to add anymore..Good luck..with love Janice

PURA VIDA said...

too funny...I barely do facebook and I get these invites all the time...so glad I didn't click on it! I'm waiting the back door sitting on go for some warm weather! so that reminds me...how are your tomatoes?

susan said...

Oh Laura I hear your pain....I, too, am an addict to Candy Crush. I'm ashamed to say that I spend countless hours on that stupid game....BUT I'm HOOKED!

susan said...

Oh Laura I hear your pain....I, too, am an addict to Candy Crush. I'm ashamed to say that I spend countless hours on that stupid game....BUT I'm HOOKED!

david james said...

Should there be another persuasive post you can share next time, I’ll be surely waiting for it.
candy crush level 33

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