My name is Laura,
and I am a new Candy Crush player addict.
More importantly,
all I really want to know is
”Will I ever get off level 14???”
I have never been a computer game player.
I spend enough time on the computer as it is,
involved in much more intellectual pursuits like reading blogs and
wondering
‘how in the world did she build that out of popsicle sticks?’,
or thinking
‘someday I TOO WILL make an 8 layer Hummingbird Cake with perfectly level layers with one hand while reupholstering my couch with the other’.
At this point,
all of that pales in comparison to my need to get rid of all of the jelly.
And so dear friends,
this is a
Dire Warning:
*stay away.
I have to go now…
level 14 awaits,
AGAIN.
